Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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