The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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