New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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