u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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