Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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