that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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