So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
tell me about the fingering
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