Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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