It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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