what if I'm pregnant?
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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