You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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