When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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