i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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