All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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