Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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