definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Houston, we have a squirter
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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