I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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