there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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