hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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