A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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