Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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