i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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