Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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