Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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