so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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