how can u be prego again
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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