Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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