The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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