: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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