bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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