I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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