i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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