I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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