Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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