you turned your livingroom into a bong?
only if we run a train.
done.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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