My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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