Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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