No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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