I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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