Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
please don't ironically join a cult
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