so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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