Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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