guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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