He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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