If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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