I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
did i just pee glitter
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