You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
