they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You took a bar mat shot.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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