Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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