Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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