so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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