Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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