so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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