Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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