I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
that is very illegal...i love you.
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