Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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