What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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