people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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