Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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